spadge

man fat
jizz
cum
The result of leaving the safety off the pump action yoghurt rifle.

Once every dwarf had done his bit,
And mixed spadge filled her quim,
Had Snow White sneezed or coughed or laughed,
All seven would have to swim.

by dr joff December 1, 2007

spadge

A sentimental ejaculation, often accompanied by "I love you."

1) "Wiat for me to spadge. It'll be worth it."

2) See the Pamela and Tommy Lee video.

by big biff and the chubbs January 22, 2005

spadge

the combined juices of male and female after intercourse.

She stood up and dripped our spadge all over my chest.

by sam Hell June 22, 2004

spadge

the furry rimmed love tunnel with wet lusious lips!or fine woman

Racheal Leigh Cook

by Peter piper April 1, 2003

Spadge

Spadge is a term coined in the Scottish kilt hire industry for dried semen on a returned hire kilt. It is derived from a contraction of the words "spunk badge".

"They asked me to clean the spadge off that Hunting Smith with a wire brush, so I told them where they could stick their job" - Sonia, an ex-employee of a kilt-hire company.

by Tumshie April 30, 2010

Spadge

In Australia spadge is pussy,straight female NOT dyke.

"I copped a flash of spadge,mate. Crikey it was orright!! Blood Oath!!"

by Bruce March 17, 2004

Spadge

Cum, spunk, gentleman's gel, valentines porridge.

"I filled the hairy cup with my spadge."

by Stouffer November 7, 2002