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Spacedocking

Whereby a male or female human being deficates from his or her anus into the wide-open vagina of a female human being. Not to be confused with male on male or female on female poo-scissors, similar homosexual oriented sex acts, or any other non-human animal related "docking" act, which is just wrong.
"Dude, we were talking about spacedocking, and then she just opened her box and I spacedocked her with a monster turd."
by Cleveland McDuck March 26, 2009
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Frozen human stool (usually male), which is placed within a knotted condom. Each end is placed within the anus of two gay men, who then pleasure themselves.
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
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When two men who aren't circumcised stand facing one another and the left guy peels back his own foreskin. The right man makes head-to-head contact with the left and wraps his foreskin around the left's penis. Then the left guy who peeled his own back puts his over the guys who is already covering his penis head, to form an airtight seal.
Two cosmonauts aboard the spacestation got ancy with their homosexual feelings, and decided to try spacedocking.
by Clomer November 6, 2008
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A biodegradable, environmentally friendly dildo. Created by wrapping a long, relatively thick poo in cling film, freezing it, unwrapping it from the clingfilm and using it for said purpose
the batteries on my rampant rabbit have run out so im going to try spacedocking
by Sirry Sausage July 24, 2011
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when two people, usualy men, align their anuses to allow shit to travel betwwen them.
spacedocking is a sad & disturbing comentary on the state of humanity.
by action von jakson September 30, 2004
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the act of releasing one's bowels into a waiting vagina
The spaceboxing Britt gave Allyson was unforgettable.
by TCgo September 20, 2008
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shacebooking

facebooking while taking a shit, sitting on facebook while simultaneously sitting on the shitter

similar - shexting
Maria takes forever in the bathroom and the rest of the family assumes she is doing her makeup but actually she is just sitting on the toilet shacebooking!
by Swas February 7, 2014
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