land of soy milk and cruelty-free honey

Los Angeles; where you can get anyhting you need, especially for your dietary neuroses.

I can't wait to get over the Cajon pass: we'll be in the land of soy milk and cruelty-free honey!

by MPG May 4, 2004

Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee.

Moxxie's second coffee order from episode 6 of Helluva Boss, "Truth Seekers"

"If you cant handle that id like a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."

by VoidPineapple August 23, 2021

No Soy Milk

The Pure Definition Of A Champion - Champs Only Drink Real Milk And Have A Sigma Grindset

Ryan : BRO YOU'RE SO COOL AND SHIT!
Max : NO SOY MILK MF!

by Iudex February 9, 2022

soy milkstamp

A milkstamp from a woman with silicon or otherwise artificial breasts.

Her tits are so fake they don't even move when she gives him a soy milkstamp.

by Jdex August 8, 2010

Soymilk

An alternative to cow's milk, recommended for vegans and lactose-intolerant people.

My whole family likes soymilk, but I'm allergic to it. For some reason, I can eat tofu with no problem at all.

by StatenIslander December 31, 2007

soymilk fiend

One who consumes an entire container of soy milk on a daily basis

Jesus christ, you drank that whole gallon of soy milk, you soy milk fiend!

by wes February 9, 2004

Soymilk

Creamy, delicious drinkable substance that's getting more attractive as dairy prices skyrocket, and more health problems are being linked to milk.

Just don't use it in soup, though.

Soymilk has 30% less carbs than cow's milk, Atkins bizatches!

by Brisk July 6, 2004