Sortypants

A highly organized, goal oriented person.

"Right from now on I'm going to be a right little sortypants and get things done!"

by Matty Groves June 7, 2016

Force-sorting

Force-sorting is the process of re-naming a file, folder or other computer information in order to control the order in which information is displayed in a device, generally a portable music player or cellular phone.

A common examples is the addition of punctuation or additional numbers or letters to artists names in a software program like iTunes so that they appear early or later in your playlist.

For instance, renaming "Loudon Wainwright III" as "!Loudon" in order to ensure that Loudon Appears at the top of a list of names.

Other examples included adding additional spaces, changing "Elissa Robbins" into "E lissa Robbins," so that your best friend appears at the top of the list of "E"s in your cellular telephones address book.

I went to call Charles and instead of having to scroll down past Caleb, Carl, and Cecilia, I luckily had used force-sorting and as a result, he appeared at the top of the list as C harles.

by carlygoodman September 5, 2007

Sorting Hat

A woman's vagina is known as a sorting hat when she fucks any man to find the perfect fit

I heard Vicky has a Sorting hat, she has fucked every man at work but not found the right man to Slytherin.

by Eggroy March 2, 2017

Sortie

An individual aircraft’s combat mission

The ground forces called for aircraft so we sent 5 sorties out

by A yank July 14, 2021

Sorting books in a burning library

1- Trying to accomplish something that is a monumental waste of time.
2- Wasting your energy or time on a lost cause.

There is no way your wife is letting you go to Vegas with the guys. Trying to convince her is like sorting books in a burning library.

by Bernie Lomax February 26, 2009

sorting the rabbit

Connoting a brief but satisfying sexual act. Usually after arriving home from the airport and before seeing friends for the first time.

When are you getting here?

Just arrived home, sorting the rabbit quick

by Kinky Kumposer January 5, 2014

SORTY

Noodles, most most commonly referencing to Ramen or Soup.

Stop playing and give me my "sorty"

by Fn_hippie October 11, 2021