SOMS

'suck on my schlong'... telling another to suck on your dick, could be used as a joke

here are your options buddy: go to the game with me, go to the movies, or SOMS

by blackhawkdragon August 17, 2010

Somness

Play on the name 'Soma' and the word 'highness.' Generally, people with the name Soma seem to be pretty royal.

- Ohh your Somness, how may this lowly peasant be of help to you?

by I_think_soma_is_awesome December 21, 2010

SoM

State of Mind

Silicon Valley is not a place, it's a SoM.

by GPhone July 1, 2010

SOM

Means "SHIT ON ME" used often in gay sex

"Dude just SOM, my chest has been dry lately and rub it in after you've excreted."

by tania hernandez February 24, 2008

SOM

In the same family as LOL but much, much cooler. SOM stands for Shit On Myself. Because LOL is played out so bad SOM has started taking instant messengers by storm by way of hilarious imagery to the person that made the funny comment.

Joe: Dude we stuck a Hot Dog in Bud's mouth when he passed out last night and took pictures, total chief!

Jimmy: SOM

by Josh Thompson July 27, 2006

Som

1 Som equals 4 cm (1.5 inches)

it is a quantity used for measuring your pnis

my banana is 3.5 Som
omg😳🙈

by mmmmmmwhat October 17, 2023

SOM

Short on money

Damn, I really want that laptop but I'm SOM.

by PSUpdates November 2, 2011