som 

a perfect person!! someone who you can talk to at anytime without getting bored. you could meet them and become close friends within a day. even when they’re making fun of you in a joking way, they never go too far with their jokes!

a cutie: woah..who’s that..i think i just fell in love at first sight.
some guy: no! that’s just som
a cutie: they’re so pretty, i need their number.

som by lexpooks July 1, 2023

Som 

1 Som equals 4 cm (1.5 inches)

it is a quantity used for measuring your pnis

my banana is 3.5 Som
omg😳🙈

Som by mmmmmmwhat October 17, 2023

SOM 

Short on money

Damn, I really want that laptop but I'm SOM.

SOM by PSUpdates November 2, 2011

SOM 

A Sexy Old Man, an older man who is rather dishy. Like dilf, but better.

Yum, that Bill Clinton is a bit of a Som! Followed by some crude reference to cigar tubes...

SOM by SuperH December 30, 2007

SOM 

Son of a Milf

I don't feel bad that everybody wants to fuck Mark's mom because he's an ass, whadda a SOM.

SOM by blackdonnelly June 3, 2011

som 

teenage gangsta...jessica alba's boyfrend

oi jessy babe wanna fuk

som by jabo June 10, 2004

som 

An acronym for the popular Rogers' and Hammersteins' famed broadway play "The Sound of Music," later made into a movie starring the one and only Julie Andrews.
Often used as a code name when discussing "The Sound of Music" wouldn't be considered "cool."

example 1:
"the hills are alive with the som"

example 2:
(watching a marionette show with yodelers and goats)
Meg: "omg steph its just like som!"
Steph: "yeah!"
Other girl: "what's som?"

som by lookingforinspiration March 20, 2005