Shithammered

The state of being so drunk: a combination of shitfaced and hammered.

It seemed as if very often they could hardly wait to tell us that they, you know, how shithammered they had been the night before.

by Corey A October 15, 2008

shithawk

Word used by Jim Lahey, Trailer Park Supervisor from the Trailer Park Boys.

"I am watching you Julian.... like a shithawk"

by Fianna sidhe October 4, 2003

shithagged

for use instead of 'drunk', 'shitfaced' or 'wasted'

i got completely fuckin shithagged the other night and woke up inside a mammal.

by Jasknob March 1, 2009

Shithawk

A big shitty bird that swoops down and puts poop on you

I'm watching you... Like a shithawk

by the shitapillar November 19, 2010

shithammed

Being really or having been at a previous time really wasted.

I literally drank the bar dry last night, I got fuckin' shithammed.

by Bohon January 3, 2008

shithacker

A homosexual male who cruises the bar scene, trying to pick-up on attractive straight men. An asshacker.

Naw, we don't go to Strange Willies anymore. The place is overrun with shithackers.

by Jim Inman August 18, 2006

Shithawk

someone who comes to a party or to hang out with nothing to offer, acting like everyone owes him something. this is often accompanied by attempts to make you feel guilty and/or intimidated. they never will pay you back nor will they ever accept the fact that they are a SHITHAWK.
shithawks can often be seen bumming smokes at train stations in flocks of three or more.

a group of shithawks is known as a shitstorm; as they work together to strip you of every drop of liquor and ever cigarette you own.

Guy 1: "hey who took my last beer?"

Guy 2: " think it was that shithawk over there!"

Guy 1: "isn't it funny how whenever we light up a smoke, peter shows up out of nowhere"
Guy 2: "yeah man, he's a total shithawk!"

Guy 1: "oh shit! i think i see a shitstorm coming!"
Guy 2: "shit! hide the liquor!"
Shithawk: "hey man do you have a smoke? i'll pay you back when i get a pack (never)"
Guy 1: "yeah right shithawk."

by Shithunter March 29, 2010