schemometer

(n) a metaphoric tool used to measure the scheminess involved in a plot

Friend 1: I'll just drive her out to "get lucky rock" then once we're out there I'll just say I'm out of gas and that we'll have to stay the night out there

Friend 2: I don't know man thats about an 8.5 on my schemometer

Friend 1: What?

Friend 2: Obviously you schemed about that plan for a while, you're a creep

by gucciballinhard January 7, 2010

Dj Scheme

Probably one of the best Dj's in the world. He likes to spread positivity and to help every person he can. He mostly works for xxxtentacion, Ski Mask the Slump God, & Fat Nick.

Friend: Did you see Dj Scheme's performance last night?
Me: Of course I did he's one of the best Dj's in the world!

by sleepy b September 27, 2018

Shema

Shema will give you a hug you when you're down and then a kiss to make all the bad things go away. I love you Shema!

Shema says kind words that are easy to speak but their echoes are truly endless.

by Rana March 12, 2005

scheminess

(v) to have a plan that involves a lot of scheming or creeping

Friend 1: I have a plan

Friend 2: oh god...

Friend 1: what's that supposed to mean?

Friend 2: your plans are always so creep. We're talking very high level scheminess!

by gucciballinhard January 7, 2010

shemay

This word is used when someone's angry, frustated or happy; used if you don't want to curse. (Used by some Filipinos, maybe 1000 of them)

Shemay! Rozen and Coreen are happily married! (happy)
Shemay! I just spilled ink on Ali's paper. (frustated)

by JboysWife August 3, 2017

scheming up

Scheming up means Coming up (Nigga we made it)

"I used to drive the acura to school"
"Now I dont touch the wheel unless its new"
(we call that scheming up)

by The 1st to define this April 17, 2015

Fonzi Scheme

The act of defrauding a restaurant owner of the cash from their juke box.

Big Al's was robbed of dozens of dollars when it was discovered that Arthur Fonzarelli had been playing songs for free by merely punching the juke box, otherwise know as a "Fonzi Scheme". When contacted at his office in the men's room at Big Al's restaurant, Fonzarelli had no comment

by angusshangus January 7, 2009