sycophantic

An apple polishing type; A fake individual; Two faced.

Seeks to flatter others expecting a service in return.

Earl walks into the office just as his boss blows an impetuous, poisonous, pestilent fart capable of desintegrating one's body, mind, and soul.
Earl: "Hey boss! It smells wonderful in here today! By the way, have you given any thought to that raise I asked you last year?"

If Earl was not a sycophantic bastard, he would have said:
Earl: " What the Fuck! Somebody fuck me drunk in the middle of a snowstorm! I can't believe how awful it smells in here boss! Did you have carcass for breakfast?

by puffyjacket November 13, 2007

Suckophant

A woman who uses sex or relationships in an attempt to gain status off of a perceived alpha male. A status parasite who think by being with an alpha it makes them one too. A play on sycophant and suck.

Sally had a smug look on her face when she told the story of how she slept with the pro athlete, but everyone rolled their eyes as she was just a suckophant.

by Quif Chang Caine June 1, 2023

sycophant

One who blatantly kisses as to get ahead, especially at work.

Dude, did you see Chuck Davidenko in Rod's office the other day? What a f*****g sycophant!

by dangdude September 13, 2011

sychophanticide

Noun: career destruction due to justifying or not strongly refuting the random, dangerous musings of an unhinged narcissistic leader.

Dr Birx committed sychophanticide when she didn’t refute Trump’s dangerous medical musings.

by New Fred April 25, 2020

Sycophant

1. Suck Up
2. Sonny Maeng

God I hate Sonny...what a sycophant ass n***a

by OSoNe.StalCaT January 16, 2010

sickophant

One who eagerly exposes their illness to others, either physical or psychological, to the point of flaunting it.

That guy is an ardent sickophant who initially charms and then eventually alienates everyone he comes in contact with!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2021

sicophant

When someone is guilty of being a sicophant he or she is unnecessarily bigging up another person. This butt-creeping is seriously over-egged and superfluous!

E.G; Oh my God! You are just the most beautiful woman/ have the largest cock in the entire world!

You are just sooooooo talented!

Sicophant should trail behind the object of veneration scraping, grovelling and licking arse.

by Neonpinkfaery September 27, 2005