Sockbadger

A Sockbadger is a creature that steals one sock from a pair of socks.

If your home is infested with this pest, you will notice missing socks after they have been washed.

Honest.

"Gregory, we have a sock missing!"
"I know Steven, it must have been a Sockbadger"

by Bobin August 4, 2005

sockage

A comical situation which involves the showing of one's socks.

"WOW! Look at that sockage!"

by Fred Gosling May 14, 2005

Sockage

Sock that is visible.

Check out that guy's sockage.

by Sockage is everywhere May 14, 2005

sickbag

When something is sickbag, it is beyond sick/ill to a new level of awesomeness. Usually used when something turns out in a fortuitous manner, or else when something is so brilliant that it must be proclaimed to the surrounding members of the group Originated deep in the heart of VT. Also see Kablamo

(If you win the lottery) "OH SICKBAG!"
(If you see a big explosion) "That was so Sickbag"

by J Murda April 22, 2005

SACKBAGGER

A female who takes advantage of a male by dating him for the sake of getting presents of affection yet never has a true interest in him.

Sackbaggers avoid any intimate situations and never engage any physical contact beyond a simple kiss.

Occasionally Sackbaggers juggle and play several other males or two-time with a guy who treats her like crap.

Sackbagger victims will not listen to those who reveal facts that the sackbagger is playing them.

Sackbagger victims are referred to as Shmucks, Pussy Whipped, Sissyfied, Chumps, Dumbasses etc.

That girl is such a sackbagger! She has been dating my friend for a month. I told him that I've seen her making out with another guy at his party last week but he won't believe me. The Shmuck still buys her clothes and jewelry all the time.

by Francis7 October 19, 2010

Sockage

When a girl wears knee high or thigh high socks with a short skirt or hotpants.

Hey, check out the sockage on her!

by I_claudia March 1, 2019

SackBagging

The act during intercourse were a female(or male) parter sucks and lick the testicles until they become covered in saliva, then the male parter will proceed to cover that same spit on the females face via smacking, rubbing, and dropping the testicles on the females face. This is a sign of affection and isn't done for pleasure.

My Nigga Kayne wuz SackBagging his GF last night he loves dat hoe too much

by Ucuntu and that faggot penguin November 21, 2018