Social Worker

coitus interruptus at mid-life

I would have god laid if it wasn't for a social worker doing a bed check every night.

by CertifiedCanasa September 28, 2021

Social worker

A drama queen, completely delusional that your business is their business, despite them being a complete stranger to you

Susie came knocking at my door, insisting I "needed" her input because someone called her, she can't tell me who, and gave her some presumptions about my thoughts and feelings.

I told that social worker to get a real job and slammed the door shut.

by Ronda DeSatan May 24, 2023

Social Worker

Often a gay man, but it could be anyone who appears blandly conservative him or herself, but who is usually turned on by rough looking people who stink of trouble.

Whoa! Did you see Ted leave the bar with that tweeked out skank with all the neck tattoos? Ted is SUCH a Social Worker!

by Playa Bugger October 30, 2011

social worker

Somebody at your job that spends more time on social networking sites like Facebook and Twitter than they do performing the tasks they are responsible for.

"Jeffrey is such a social worker. He tweets about random bullshit instead of working on the grill."

by Jimmacone August 9, 2009

social worker

a person who likes to be "social" for money, otherwise known as a prostitute

can be used to refer to a certain person while they are right there in the room

"That girl Stephanie is with a different boy everyday, i think she is a social worker"

by Davonn hawkins December 29, 2004

social worker

a person who must socialize with every one before starting their work day.

sally is making her rounds socializing before her work can start. sally is a social worker.

by pegeva October 1, 2010

SW - Social Worker

A person that helps you with most any need. If you have questions or problems, the social worker will be able to help you or can refer you to the right person for help, ie, financial or housing assistance, getting help from community agencies, such as Meals on Wheels, etc.

Her SW - Social Worker is helping her to find medical assistance, and appropriate housing.

by elefunt September 28, 2010