snowmosexual

Snomosexual: (n) A straight male who, when the holiday season rolls around, suddenly gets very concerned that his house will look jolly enough.

Characterized by a sudden interest in Tree Size, Light Arrangements, and blow up Reindeer.

At first I was worried that my husband was turning gay, then I realized he's just a snowmosexual.

by MattFromPhilly December 17, 2008

snowmosexual

Extremely lame adj. usually referring to a goat penis and or homosexual anal intercourse between a goat and a very hairy male homosapian on a mountain or platau in any region on the planet.

Dude that "snowmosexual' is the gayest thing I have ever seen bra.
I am a "snowmosexual" for writing this bra.
Urban dictionary is super "snowmosexual" bra

by Anita Hawk January 11, 2008

snotnose

This is an extremely irritating, annoying, snobby child who demands their way at all costs, even to the point of embarrassment. A more acceptable term for a brat. May also be used as an adjective

"That snotnose got us kicked out of saks" said the babysitter to her friend, " now I have to shop at macy's, eww"

that snotnosed bitch got me to do her chores!

by highclassbizzitch March 3, 2008

Snowmosexuality

The tendency of one to be sexually attracted to one's own snowman. Intercourse is usually impossible, or at the very least, painful.

Bill: Awww God, my dick is still ringing from that last session.
Jon: What... you don't use lube?
Bill: No, not that. I've just been exercising my Snowmosexuality.
Jon: WTF is that?
Bill: Check the Urban Dictionary.
Jon: *Checks*
Jon: O.O

by SPDT November 30, 2010