pocket snowmen

In Texas Hold'em or related poker games, where two eights are your hole cards

when 8 King 3 came up on the flop, I knew I won cause I had pocket snowmen.

by Vahn May 23, 2004

Burning snowmen

Driving at speeds over 80 miles an hour or what a person with hella sex appeal does

She was burning snowmen, so he was burning snowmen on the way to the motel.

by Dr. Foo April 23, 2008

Extravaganza of snowmen

An extravaganza of snowmen refers to seeing a group of 3 or more snowmen in close proximity to each other. It is like a murder of crows but for snowmen.

Wow, she must really like the snow. Look at that extravaganza of snowmen in her yard!

by JAMCandi March 15, 2024

antarctical snowman

A large, furry, albino ape-man that is native to the south pole. This is why the United States government forbids trespassing in Antarctica. So next time you are boating in the Antarctic Ocean do NOT go ashore!

Sadly, due to global warming, the Antarctical Snowman will probably be extinct before we are all forced to move there. But, if you do see one, don't call it abomnimable, because that is politically incorrect.

by Kahdlibber October 10, 2017

Meat Snowman Surprise

A “Meat Snowman Surprise” is the event in which you promise to take care of your girlfriend’s baby sister, Polly, but fall asleep in the process, and then wake up to a meat snowman in your kitchen.

Gumball: I’m not sure searching online for “meat snowman surprise” will yield the most constructive results!

by S6 E39 - The Mess • TAWOG February 22, 2023

twizted snowman

TwiztedSnowman is the Microsoft gamer-tag of a Legendary gamer. They say he is one with the matrix and a destroyer of virtual worlds. No one knows who he is outside of the virtual realm.

If you fuck with Twizted Snowman your gonna have a bad time. He is the Alpha

by TwiztedSnowman December 30, 2019

melted snowman

When you cum in your pants and it gets over your dick, but then it goes soft.

Bro did you watch Nickelodeon last night?

Yeah, and Hannah Montana gave me a melted snowman.

by oldusedcondom January 1, 2022