Snobstacle

Some asshat in a luxury car going under the speed limit in the fast lane like he/she owns the damn road, often seen changing lanes right in front of you without a turn signal, and guaranteed to honk angrily at you when you pass them.

Im late for work and all I need right now is to dodge past these fuckin' snobstacles clogging up the freeway!!!

by FahQue October 4, 2011

Shitstache

A mustache made of human feces

Got done eating the booty and came out with a shitstache

by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

shitstache

A moustache made of shit.

Dude, he used a turd to give himself a shitstache.

by Clintman August 24, 2006

Softstache

The result of some post-pubescent male allowing the full glory of their first facial hair blossom into a creepy, yet baby-soft mustache. It's vaguely French, curiously gross, and -never- appealing.

There's this kid in my sophomore class who waxes his softstache and brags about how he'll now be able to bag all the babes, but I think he looks like a budding pedo.

by The Great Bozahn August 30, 2010

slutstache

A bleached mustache on a hot or attractive female; a mustache that serves an almost invisible barrier to keep semen from entering the nasal passages

dude did you see that chick" - "yeah she's hot but loses points for the 'stache" - "she has a slutstache

by kingnothing19 May 11, 2011

Shitstache

When some one takes their booty juice and puts it on your upper lip

Rachel: I'm gonna stick my finger in my ass and give you a shitstache!

Nick: Keep those fingers away from me.

by lilretard July 8, 2022

Slutstache

A type of mustache on an average looking man that can make him go from a 5/10 to a 10/10

Miles Teller has a slutstache that makes him looking like the big next door to he’ll ruin your life.

“He not good looking but with his slutstache he looks like a god.”

by dhdsyuggsj March 13, 2025