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Smörgåsbord

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The actual spelling of the word, with Ö being pronounced as "uhh" and Å pronounced as "ohh"
A word that means a shitload of something or many different kinds of said thing
American guy: No way! How many?
Swedish guy: A fucking smörgåsbord my dude!
American guy: What?
Swedish guy: ... A smorgasbord.
American guy: Oohhh
Swedish guy: *dies a little inside*
by Immaturkey September 4, 2018
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Smorgasbord

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From Swedish smorgas meaning open sandwich and bord meaning table. A smorgasbord is typically a lunch buffet-style meal containing hors d'oeuvrs, hot and cold meats, smoked and pickled fish, cheese, salads, and relishes.
That smorgasbord was delicious.
by SomeoneWhoIsSpecial August 11, 2010
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smorgasbord

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A large array of things to choose from.
The salmon of Doubt is the ultimate smorgasbord of the insanities, urbanities and wonders of life, the universe and everything.
by Andreas_220689 July 19, 2005
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snorgasboard

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A)"The movie Titanic was a total snorgasboard"
B)"Micheal got pinched with the hookers and the blow, looks like this stag is gonna be another snorgasboard"
by Bean Von Cool February 21, 2008
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Noun & Verb; when receiving a blow job from one person and a rim job from another person at the same time.
I got a San Francisco Smorgasbord last night from these 2 cunts I picked up from the bar!

Any of you cunts hungry for a San Francisco Smorgasbord?
by Dr.DP December 12, 2013
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Dirty Whore Smorgasbord

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A varied looking group of slutty girls that obviously put out...usually found strutting around downtown Bethesda MD.
Billy can't stop ogling a large dirty whore smorgasbord walking down norfolk ave. towards the bars.
by roguewolf October 14, 2012
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Smorgasbord

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smor-gas-bord; noun.

A game similar to beer pong. Using fifteen cups, the first two rows, three cups total, are to be filled with shots; typically Vitali or Svedka. The next two rows are to be filled with beer. The last and longest row is filled with champagne or wine.
"Playing smorgasbord all night at onderland.. down to come?"
"Dunno, bro.. I always get way too smashed."
by Crashgasm November 1, 2009
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