Snorg-tease

The brunette girl with the huge breasts that models for the SnorgTees ads.

Kyle: Wow, she's hot.

Blake: *looks over* Oh, that's just the Snorg-tease.

by LazyHappyLucky October 28, 2010

snoogins

just kidding

"Let's fuck"
"WHA?"
"snoogins"

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

Snoogaloob

(n) Creature, oft piglet-like in appearance, requiring various forms of attention and foodstuffs, particularly Chinese takeaway

Goddammit, I've got a snoogaloob infestation!

by Pooh_thebear October 12, 2020

SnorgTees Hottie

A hot girl who wears bad shirts. Particularly the ones who model for SnorgTees, despite the lame jokes, the girls are FINE as hell.

That hot chick with the big boobs and short black hair on the SnorgTees site is a SnorgTees hottie.

by MikeBigD July 23, 2010

SnorgTees

SnorgTees is a website that designs and sells relatively expensive novelty T-shirts and hoodies with cheap graphics and puns on them. You'll see the advertisements on UrbanDictionary and most likely think, "Huh. That's... interesting." and then click to see the other puns on their other shirts, eventually realising that because as they themself have admitted that they shit them out weekly, that maybe your I.Q. has lowered just slightly

They're the kind of T-shirts that you'd think about MAYBE buying for that ONE friend who ALWAYS speaks in memes, and is generally a socially awkward tag-along. But then you decide that it's probably best that you don't spend $18 just to make your "friend" look immature and yourself just slightly more in with pop culture.

There are some T-shirts/hoodies that will make you do that grunting laugh thing that you do when you're minimally amused and you want to laugh but it's just not that funny. However, there are some T-shirts that are just plain stupid and sound like when the idea for it was concieved, two guys and maybe a girl were high on LSD and pissing themselves laughing some cheap slapstick comedy from the 90s.

Hayden: "Kathy's birthday was yesterday."

Will: "Oh, cool. Did you get here anything?"

Hayden: "Well, I didn't wanna be a dick and get her some trinket from the dollar store so I decided to get her a T-shirt."

Will: "A... a T-shirt... ?"

Hayden: "Yeah."

Will: "Fair enough. Which T-shirt?"

Hayden: "Well, I kinda didn't want her to get her something like plain and boring because she's probably got a ton of them."

Will: "Yeah."

Hayden: "She kinda uses that 'nom nom nom' meme a lot on MSN, so I found this site called 'SnorgTees' and they had this pretty expensive T-shirt with "Nom nom nom" on it... so I got that."

Will: "Wow."

by Mr. Subsistence August 10, 2010

Snorg Tees

T-Shirt company that advertises all over Urban Dictionary, selling oh-so-ironic T-Shirts to kids who want to be counter-culture.

Their ads drive me nuts with their annoying, hipster-looking models.

Oh my god you guyz, Snorg Tees makes a T-Shirt with Boxxy on it. I bet it will still be cool when I grow out of my teenage asshole years.

by relates2395834694378 June 20, 2010

snoogans

According to Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes the origin is this: When Jason was younger, about 14, he used the "nee"-expression as a means of countering a statement just made, as in "I'm gonna fuck your mom tonight - nee". The "nee"-expression then grew and grew, but always refering to the canellation of "charge" in a statement. Thus, snoogans means to not do anything. Just the same as Wayne's world's "not!"-expression. Of course the snoogans works excellent as a stand alone-expression, but the "true" ethymology is the one stated above.

I'm so gonna own your sisters pussy, snoogans

by Henrik Löfqvist January 24, 2005