Snookumturkey

When someone takes a crap longer than 8 inches

Wooooow! That piece of crap is a snookumturkey!

by Chickensarethewaytogo March 1, 2018

Snookums

The cutest girl in the whole world

Damn my girl is so snookums.

by jake bibson March 16, 2021

Snook up

Waking up from a night of absurd drinking to find that you slept with the most hideous, busted skank you've ever seen. A snook up makes a coyote ugly look like Miss America.

Dude, you drank so much last night that you passed by the double baggers and had a snook up.

by chindigo October 19, 2010

snookums

a term when u are calling a cat gay

you are a snookums

by hew but December 25, 2011

Snookumfuck

The concept of how many people you have actually had sex with based on how many your partner has. You may not have ever touched all the people, but like the game snookum, you are all connected.

Damn dude, I know she is hot but you just snookumfucked like half the guys in this club.

by Dunkin' Satchel November 10, 2009

Snookums

(noun)
1. A word use to show endearment to someone you really want to piss off and then shoot in the head with a .22, then dump them off the side of a cliff while whistling "Hail to the Chief."
2. From the Latin origins of snook - meaning "super" and the Greek words ums - which means "duper"
3. To kill someone slowly and quietly in the dark..uh...I mean flower bearer...
4. Whatever the hell I feel like using it for.

"Hey snookums!"
"I hate you too."

by The Tfers October 29, 2004

snookapuss

is when yu love the cooch so much that yu wanna snuggle or be in it all day .

dudes always be tryn snookapuss but nunu & g love be like boy byeee !

by farmhaven all day in da paint January 4, 2010