Turd snout

With respect to human sexuality and arousal, a point is often reached that limits both the willingness and accessibility to advance into more adventurous, often uncharted territory; the surprise digital detection of a rectal 'occupant' serves as a cautious reminder to proceed with caution unless alternative preparations can be arranged.

She was so hot and seemed to want more, so I slipped my finger in and, damn, a turd snout ruined everything...amateur!

by YAWA August 23, 2016

snout it out

When two people settle a disagreement through the use of physical violence. Snouting referring to punching another in the nose.

You stole my pencil case - we are going to 'snout it out'

by KidArf May 20, 2014

Snouties

Considered a delicacy in the British Isles, Snouties are the scrapings of the inner lining of a pigs snout. To extract the Snouties, one uses a spoon-like instrument called ‘the snoon’.

The congealed paste of nostril lining and nasal fluid is traditionally spread over bread as a starter to the main course of Haggis. The taste has often been described as gritty and earthy with a hint of elderberries.

During the swine flu outbreak of of 2009, this dish was temporarily placed on the 'dangerous dishes' list by the W.H.O, and was only consumed by the brave of heart.

Mother:"Who wants snouties for lunch!!"
Kids: "WE DO!!!!!"
Kids: "Please mummy...can we lick the snoon??"

by Mid Atlantic May 25, 2009

Snouting

Eating her out from behind while rooting your nose in her little brown flower at the same time.

Rachel went wild last night when I started snouting her. Her pucker spot was quivering.

I was shouting that nasty whore last night. She really needed a wash.

by Dick Onchin September 4, 2020

Snouting

The sexual act of sticking ones nose up the vagina and butt. This term was coined by leggy Playboy radio hostess
Tiffany Granath.

"Snouting feels as good as when someone goes down on me!"

by Simon B. (zippyjet) May 26, 2006

snout

British slang for a cigarette.
Cigarettes are also called a grett or a chip.

You got a snout mate?

by ENGLAND! January 11, 2006

Snoutcast

A term used to describe a smoker who is in the presence of a majority of non-smoker who make you smoke on you own, usually outside.

Aww man, came to this party tonight and i'm made a pure snoutcast.

by Niall Milroy September 19, 2005