Sniffer

A sniffer, also commonly referred to as an "ass kisser," is one whom, basically, can't leave a person alone. A sniffer, will perform such actions as, following one around, calling or texting someone to almost no end, over complimenting a person to gain one's attention, and paying frequently unexpected visits to one's home.

Sniffers can be commonly noticed at parties, events, family functions, in the work environment, and most social gatherings.
Did you go to Dad's house party? There sure were a lot of sniffers that wouldn't leave him alone.
by NiceOFFICIAL88 December 20, 2010
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Jock Sniffer-Sniffer

A person who seeks a homoerotic friendship with a already documented and established ('made') Jock-Sniffer of an amateur athlete, coach, or parent of the athlete. Jock Sniffer-Sniffers routinely frequent college football message boards seeking their targets
Mark wants to be a jock sniffer, but he does not have the comnnections to the athletes or the coaches. So he hangs out with established or 'made' Jock Sniffers, Larry and Burl, who claim to know athletes and/or coaches. Mark's worship of Larry and Burl creates the Jock Sniffer-Sniffer relationship.
by Galla Brujo November 24, 2006
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Im gonna punch that kracker in the sniffer.
by mynigga March 22, 2003
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Sniffer

Someone who has a sexual fetish for sniffing their own or their partners jizz, ass juice lady jizz or all of the above mixed together. After a good ramming they may tend to rub a hand over their nasty region pull it up to their face and sniff hard.
i cant believe my gf is a fucking sniffer
by zoltan112 October 05, 2011
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n. asshole, possibly referring to how dogs sniff each other's asses in greeting. Certainly an odiferous part of the body.
A TV ad for 'Factory' shows a man explaining his manual sexual technical prowess by illustrating 'three fingers up the shiela, pinky up the sniffer and tickle the begoyna'. Heard in June 2008.
by Tribade June 28, 2008
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sniffer

you and your girl are getting it on and your creepy friend and/or roommate is creeping outside your door and breathing deep.
George: what the hell are you doing outside my door?!?!?!

Steve: nothing man... i heard a strange noise and thought i would just check it out....

George: i could see your feet under the door and could hear you breathing asshole!! your such a sniffer!!!
by chloe mcgruber April 19, 2011
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Sniffer

The skilled act of sniffing ejaculate through the nasal opening, or nostril. Most conventionally via a funnel.
I blew it in her face, she snorted it in her nose. I tossed her a food stamp and jetted.
by DrMullet February 16, 2004
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