Sneeling

When one gets thrice rejected, then agrees to eat the girl out, only to be reciprocated the next morning by an underwhelming, three-second, over the pants hand job of utter pity.

"Why was Seth late for practice?"

"Dude, he was sneeling again!"

"Oh, that galling fetus..."

by Squash chief7 November 9, 2014

snatch-snorkeling

A favorite sport among drunken college girls. Similar to muff-diving but you don't have to hold your breath as long. It's a novice sport... Usually lacking any sort of commitment and requires only alcohol and/or drug induced lesbian tendencies. A go to for the straight girl after a break-up.

Yeah, my Ex left Mydickland on a short vacation... I'm pretty sure she's just snatch-snorkeling and taking in the sights.... she'll be back soon enough..

by Vaginal-Voyager February 24, 2014

Sneakering

The act of neglecting everything important in your life in order to obtain over hyped footwear. Sneakering usually results in countless hours and money wasted in hopes of getting a pair before they're all sold out and you have to hit up the club in your LA Gear light up shoes or Keds.

Martha knew her marriage was over when she caught Brad camping out in front of a Foot Locker sneakering with a sneaker hoe.

by it'shammatimeyo March 23, 2012

Yam Snorkeling

Laying in a tub/pool/jacuzzi etc.. with only the head of your cock poking out of the water while a chick sucks on your balls.

My girlfriend complained that we never do anything exciting anymore, so I filled up the tub and took her Yam Snorkeling.

by Michael Gargiulo May 14, 2005

snorkeling

Putting your balls into someone's mouth and having your penis stroked at the same time.....

I woke up in my ship's bunk to find that former Congressman Eric Massa was snorkeling me. He had his balls in my mouth and was stroking his cock.

by poopyfriend March 15, 2010

mustache snorkeling

The act of snorkeling, with a mustache.
A watertight seal is unattainable, but it can be possible with an adequate application of lubricant.
Similar to muff diving, but the man is the one with the hair...

Dejan: Text me sometime and we'll go mustache snorkeling...

by Twattie April 22, 2009

Sand Snorkeling

To give oral sex to a Middle Earsterner or a hobo.

Josh:I heard Adam is into sand snorkeling now.

Katrina:Well if that butters his bicuit.

by KetchupSunshine November 9, 2010