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Sneegazm

Related to ticklefuck. When you tickle your girlfriend's nostril gently with e.g. a toothpick in order to create a sneeze while having sex to make her vaginal muscles contract.
Bob: "I tickled Connie's nose with a cat's ass-hair yesterday when we we're doing it."
Steve: "I use a feather and white pepper or chili powder to make my Suzy sneegazm like a god-damn retard all over me!"
Gary: "Take a napkin and just pinch and roll one corner of it and stick it up her schnoz!"
Connie: "Jesus Christ, Gary! You sure know how to please a woman, don't you?"
by Burt Milhorse Eriksson December 6, 2021
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Sneezalin

Man, I've got this cold. All I've been doing is sneezalin!
by Missy Jane February 3, 2010
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Sneezgasim

When one sneezes while at the point of climax
fap fap fap omg! that was the best sneezgasim i ever had!
by hitoshi April 8, 2008
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sneezable

A muffin so desireable that when the chance arises to eat at the Y, you also realize it is a test set up by your bitch and she is watching; however the muffin is so fine you are willing to do an obvious fake sneeze so that your nose will bury itself into her pie. All the time knowing that you will be called on that fake sneeze the rest or your life and there will be hell to pay, yet you stick with the I can't control a sneeze line.
This pie was so unbelievable she was sneezable. We all got retarded and passed out at Walter's. It was 3:30 am and I awoke to Martha straddling my face with her cleanly shaved bean. All was good until I noticed my bitch was fake sleeping waiting to see what I would do with this situation. The only thing to do was fake a sneeze. My head jerked forward and my nose,lips and tongue got in it. Before my bitch could say anything I said, 'you can't control a sneeze baby'
by Shakah Bra February 24, 2004
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sneezable

Used to describe one's state of allergic plight, typically during hay-fever season. A sneezable person may sneeze at random or awkward moments, sneeze several times in a row, and/or will most likely not have tissues on hand.
"AahCHOO! Aah...CHOO aah CHOO! Ugh...sorry, I'm so sneezable today..."
"Whatever, dude...just - stop wiping your boogery hand on my sleeve..."
by Perianth April 29, 2008
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sneezature

Moist germ-infected mucus that sprays into the air when one sneezes
Put a mask on and keep your sneezature to yourself #BeSafe #ProtectOthers #Coronavirus
by Freybjorg May 3, 2020
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Sneegasm

A sneeze. Because sneezes are mini non-sexual orgasms.
Oh that was so relieving I just had a sneegasm
by Str3tch_ March 22, 2022
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