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Pocket Sausage

When a flaccid penis gets tangled up in ones boxer briefs/whitey tighties and gets lodged either to the right or the left of the testicles; therefore, creating a little bit of a bulge as if you have a sausage in your pocket.
Grocery store owner: Hey man are you stealing one of my smoked kielbasas or is that a massive pocket sausage in your pants?

Man: It's a pocket sausage man. I got some new whitey tighties and they are way to tight.
by Ranchy92 March 22, 2013
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Sausage Expert

1. A woman (or man) whom has had many sexual encounters with male partners.

2. Counter staff in Butcher shops.
Boy - "So, I hear you are quite the little sausage expert..?" ;)

Girl - "Yes. I work at the local butcher. I am a sausage pro!"

Boy - "That's not what I mea....never mind."
by manicbubble February 10, 2015
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Scranton Sausage Grinder

Taking a dump in shower and pushing it through the drain screen with one's foot.
I couldn't make it to the shitter in time, so I decided a Scranton Sausage Grinder was my best bet.
by Midget buster January 18, 2012
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Muhammad Sanusi Md Nor

He is the incumbent Menteri Besar of Kedah who is hardworking for the state and its people. He enjoys a high popularity among Kedahans.

Recently, he has become a target of the communist dictator Anwar Ibrahim and his government. He has nothing wrong, but Anwar wants to jail him so much. This is unacceptable.
Muhammad Sanusi Md Nor will save Malaysia!
by Amelia Aleef July 24, 2023
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Slide The Sausage

What you say to someone,when you want to give it to them sexually.
“Damn,that girl is so hot.”...”I want to slide the sausage to her.”
by jimd8498 April 30, 2019
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sanusi

Someone who look like an artist. Usually very fun to hang out with but can be serious sometimes. He has a very unique way of speaking called 'kecek kelate'.
Man: Is that Sanusi?
Woman: Oh really!! He looks like Michael Jackson
Man2: He is very fun to hang out with
Man3: But sometimes he can be serious too
Man 2: Yeah, sometimes only
by Praktikum 2 August 3, 2017
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sausage looks funny

That sausage looks funny, rather brown, sticky and stinky! I wonder what that weird guy did with it?
Geezzz, that sausage looks funny, l wonder why it was near the toilet?
by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2020
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