Snatch hatch

The zipper or button fly on a females pair of jeans

Do you feel a draft because your snatch hatch is open.

by krazykracker666 September 16, 2021

Snatch Hatch

Your birthday, obvi.

The day you escaped the clutches of your mother’s womb.

Today’s your birthday? Well, happy snatch hatch day, my dude.

by DameDaisy September 8, 2022

snatch to the hatch

like balls to the wall but for chicks. Made up by some comedian

Snatch to the hatch, let's do this.

by lazy meerkat September 1, 2009

snatch hatchet

Much like whipped... when someone is ruled by their female counterpart. Meaning he or she does whatever the other (the Snatch Hatchet) pleases in any and all situations for fear of losing said snatch.

She totally laid down the snatch hatchet on him tonight!

by Drinkin_in_TX December 27, 2010

Snatch hachet

A females significant other i.e. her boyfriend or husband

John: have you seen Shirley?

Dave: Yeah, she's with her snatch hachet

by Rupert Duncan August 5, 2008

Hatchback Snatch

When she got no panties on and you bend her over and hike up her skirt, like the hatchback of a 1974 Gremlin, and drive it home for a pounding ride.

She may be a little rusty and an old model, but Rachel is still good for a little hatchback Snatch and pretty much anyone can take her for a test drive.

by Eaton Holgoode December 17, 2018

Snatchpatch

pubic hair, particularly emphasizing revelation of color.

"Was she a real blonde?"
"No."
"How could you tell?"
"Her snatchpatch told she was a brunette in disguise."

by Zane327 October 14, 2009