parallel snarking

1. v. - the act of harassing a driver, from the passenger seat, into attempting to fit his car into a space that is too small.

2. v. - ridiculing a driver, from the passenger seat, during the act of parallel parking.

1. Passenger: "Whoa, you banged that fender pretty hard."

Driver: "Well, I didn't think I would fit here until all your parallel snarking about how easy it would be to pull in."

2. Passenger: "Dude, how many times are you going to back up and pull forward until you stick the landing?

Driver: "Hey, I can't concentrate on what I'm doing if you're sitting there parallel snarking."

by scatterfan September 16, 2009

snatch-snorkeling

A favorite sport among drunken college girls. Similar to muff-diving but you don't have to hold your breath as long. It's a novice sport... Usually lacking any sort of commitment and requires only alcohol and/or drug induced lesbian tendencies. A go to for the straight girl after a break-up.

Yeah, my Ex left Mydickland on a short vacation... I'm pretty sure she's just snatch-snorkeling and taking in the sights.... she'll be back soon enough..

by Vaginal-Voyager February 24, 2014

the Snakening

When your friend turns out to not be who you thought him/her to be, at all, and starts "ssss"-ing like a snake.

Friend A: How could you do this to us?
Friend B: Yea...how?
Snake: Cause I'm a snake??...
Friend C: Ahh...there it is...THE SNAKENING...

by flyingz January 31, 2020

Snakething

Slang for serial rapists, usually those who victimize animals and/or children. The term was named after an infamous member of the furry community who went by the name Nelizar (Levi Dane Simmons) and used "Snakething" as a username on Telegram.

Choke on a knife you fucking snakething BITCH.

by woahapples October 29, 2021

Yam Snorkeling

Laying in a tub/pool/jacuzzi etc.. with only the head of your cock poking out of the water while a chick sucks on your balls.

My girlfriend complained that we never do anything exciting anymore, so I filled up the tub and took her Yam Snorkeling.

by Michael Gargiulo May 14, 2005

snorkeling

Putting your balls into someone's mouth and having your penis stroked at the same time.....

I woke up in my ship's bunk to find that former Congressman Eric Massa was snorkeling me. He had his balls in my mouth and was stroking his cock.

by poopyfriend March 15, 2010

Snarkling

A mischief maker.

"Goodbye, snarklings! Don't get into trouble!"

by bawrie January 15, 2010