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Snarkileptic

A person who suffers from {Snarkilepsy}-a {neurological} {disorder} marked by sudden, recurrent, and uncontrollable episodes of sharply critical, cutting, or snide commentary.
Mary, a lifelong snarkileptic, couldn't refrain from telling the alopecia sufferer, "nice haircut."
by Jetta101 December 5, 2015
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Snarkoleptic

One whose snarkiness regularly manifests itself so naturally and fluidly that snarky comments could be delivered even from the depths of beta sleep.
Wow, Jefe is quite the snarkoleptic.
by Heywood Jablomi May 23, 2008
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snarkle

verb/noun

A harsh, awkward laugh sounding like a cross between a giggle, cough, and snort.
The joke he told was so funny I snarkled.
by shameekwa September 2, 2009
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sparklecock

Specifically, fellatio from a horseface when both of you are quite bladdered/monged.
3 litres of sangria in this little trattoria in Cabbagetown, and I wound up getting sparklecocked by chick from Rexdale in a an alley in Forest Hill Village.
by spivey May 19, 2004
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Snarkle Pony

An old jaded Burner usually dressed in the finest of playa fashion but is always sounding grumpy, upset, and plain needs to drink more water.
What's with your campmate Zen? Oh nothing, he's just your typical Snarkle Pony.
by Sovamind September 15, 2011
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sparklecrack

Any smallish decorative / personal adornment item that a) can or does glitter, shimmer, or sparkle; b) is often small-ish in physical size and not exceedingly expensive for a single piece; c) is surprisingly (almost frighteningly) collectable. And once you get a few, you really need a few more, because they're fun and pretty and not much maintenance. Then a few dozen more, to round out your collection. Then a few hundred, because there are slight differences and you really do need all the variants. Pretty soon your home has a dedicated area for your own personal flavor of sparklecrack: your makeup, your jewelry, your gemstones, your pewter figures...what have you.
It's not sparklecrack until it has its own storage solution.
by Slave to the Sparkle November 15, 2010
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Snarkilepsy

Noun. A neurological disorder marked by sudden, recurrent, and uncontrollable episodes of sharply critical, cutting, or snide commentary.
Pay no attention to her, its her snarkilepsy that makes her say such things.
by Jetta101 December 5, 2015
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