shangpoo

A great martial arts master, he stands at a monstrous 10 foot tall, his IQ is 5000, shangpoo solo's Godzilla and King gidohrah with both hands tied behind his back, blind folded In a vibranium cage. His shhhhlooong is 32 inches wide and 72 inches long (these measurements are falcid). He bankrupt Venezuela, Zimbabwe and Colombia and is the sole reason why Africa is dry because he stole their drip. He has 1539563 offspring, 22000 wives and 22 husband's as he is only beginning to get into the LGBTQ movement. Notch stole his Minecraft game idea.

Damien: have you heard of the legend of shangpoo?
Jorge: hell yeah!!

by Shangpoo May 8, 2022

Snagaphobia

The extreme or irrational fear of sausages.

Mateo, “hey Greg! Are you coming to the barbecue tonight?”
Greg, “nah, I can’t! I have extreme snagaphobia!”

by Ewo_ October 19, 2022

snagatoose

When ever a female is lowkey ugly asl but could get it after 3 beers

That chick is lowkey a snagatoose

by anonymous December 11, 2024

Santapool

Santapool refers to either a mass wager of who's the best Santa alive, or a play on the name "Deadpool", being a Santa variant of the character.

Did you get in the Santapool?

I hate that Santapool guy, he blew up my house.

by Doobpool December 17, 2024