slackjawed

The state of mind a man gets into after shopping for way, way too long. Distractions (for example smoking hot girls working in shops) become objects to fixate upon. Sometimes accompanied by involuntary noises.

not only does she bag he slackjawed lets a 'Whoa!' slip out

by uncle whippity January 14, 2004

Snackajawea

1. A person who always insists on putting several if not all available toppings on their food items, i.e. frozen yogurt, hot dogs, ice cream, etc.

2. A person whose core diet consists mainly of snack foods.

Wow, look at that snackajawea over there loading up their fro-yo with every topping known to man

by Charles of the Smith Clan July 12, 2010

Slackjaw

Slackjaw is a game in which two parties agree to lower their jaw in a battle of wills. The first participant to smile or otherwise move their jaw forfeits the game.

Bro, I can't beat you at slackjaw when you execute the perfect head turn and wink combo.

by Westinator2000 October 13, 2011

slackjaw

One who eats so much cock his jaw has become slack!

You slackjawed cockeater

by Irax September 19, 2003

snackjew

One who brings tasty snacks to an event but does not choose to share with others.

Dave was up late last night and only packed the food basics for a day of backcountry snowboarding with friends. Chris however, brought a few extra yummy treats, but was a snackjew and did not share. Come on Chris!

by skooootz February 10, 2009

Slackjaw McMaggotsac

The alter ego to a certain Jack Street. One of many names Jack Street goes by. Others are; Slack Lip, Slack jaw, Mcmaggotsac, Jake Lane, Jason Mra, Chip Fuyoung, It's Meeeeeee Weeeeesker, and Bitch.

Any of the following names can be used to describe someones
A) Jack Assery
B) Tom Foolery
C) Jack Streetery

" He's one hell of a Slackjaw McMaggotsac if i've ever seen one....and I have, so i totally know what i'm talking about. Also, So You know who I am talking about, i'm Talking about Jack Street."

by EatonTVS07 November 25, 2009

Slackjaws

A Person Who's Bottom Jaw That Moves Back And Forth Uncontrollably.

Damnit, Those Slackjaws Feens Are Headed To The Dispensary To Get That Fix.

by anonymous July 7, 2021