Angry Skydiving

When you're on top pounding a fat chick, you bring your knees and hands off the bed/ground, so your entire weight is on her. Look from side to side while saying "Hey look, I'm skydiving!"

Dang, she's fat! Anyone for Angry Skydiving?

by AngryAirDefender April 4, 2009

Skydiving

A sexual action involving a pregnant woman and one or more male partners. The woman lies on her stomach with her hands and legs out in a "skydiving position" while the man kneels behind her. If there are multiple men they kneel in a circle around the victim. The men proceeds to fuck the living shit out of the woman in either hole, whatever the male prefers. After 30 seconds he pulls out and spins the woman on her stomach. The woman spins until coming to the next man, or the same man who then proceeds to fuck her.

A variation of this position is possible. The man across from the man screwing the skydivee shoves his cock down the woman's throat which mimics the low oxygen at high altitudes. Note: this is only possible with multiple men. Note: Possible for flamers to participate in as well all that is required is a basketball, pillow, or another similar object.

Hey Sally, your walking a little awkwardly. Is that from your pregnancy or is it because of the skydiving you did yesterday at the local bar with the High School football team?

by xRockSolidx March 24, 2011

Champagne Skydiving

to drink incredibly substantial amounts of champagne.

Tom went champagne skydiving during the reception at his sister's wedding.

by sideways killshot March 31, 2011

indoor skydiving

the thing where you get held up by wind

Oh let's go indoor skydiving but make sure to dress warm because there's a lot of wind

by Saffia August 20, 2017

Indoor Skydiving

While engaging in a group sex venture, with a girl and two or more buddies, the woman is being held up by the men therefore looking like she is in fact skydiving indoors. Different from a lamb roast due to her arms being out to her sides.

Jesus Christ this chick’s a whore, we’re definitely all going indoor skydiving tonight!

by LCPrince July 3, 2022

skydiving

A suicide-like activity in which a person jumps out of a skyborne plane and releases a parachute in hopes that it will reduce his rate of descent below a bone-crushing threshold before he makes contact with the earth.

Skydiving?? What do you think, I'm fucking crazy??

by Phlagellum September 22, 2003

Skydiving Instajizz

Where a man jumps from an airplane with no parachute, masturbating during his decent until he lands with his erect penis inside a hot chick's vagina. They both die, then the man jizzes inside her snatch.

The last thing I want to do before I die is do a Skydiving Instajizz.

by harrison ford July 30, 2014