smurfit

The process of feeling ill, and or, going very pale, after excessive Drug intake. similar in meaning to Whitey

"I think she's gonna Smurfit"

by C.May June 26, 2004

Smurfitism

The term used to describe being an overly excited fan of the smurfs, cosplaying smurfs, or turning blue in any way.

"It seems like that guy has a bad case of smurfitism."
"AJ has been collecting smurf toys. I fear he may get smurfitism."

by JustLukaThings May 18, 2016

Smurfit-Stone

Verb: to recycle in Polish

Be sure to throw your can in the Smurfit-Stone bin!

by It's Me!! June 19, 2013

Smurfit-Stoner

A person who becomes intoxicated from playing Smurf related games.

Did you see Tiffany's latest entry on Urban Dictionary? She is such a Smurfit-Stoner.

by its you June 20, 2013

smurftpus

Woman's blue balls

She didn't cum and got smurftpus

by Smurftpus maker January 9, 2017

smurfis

A guy often named Alexander Andersson. a sheep have hit him and he is begins to change skin color to blue.

Smurfis the litter bastard

by You have gay November 29, 2017

Slurmitus

A type of STI Sexually Transmitted Infection that can cause a myriad of symptoms that can lead to heart failure.
They include chest discomfort, reddening of nether regions, nausea, indigestion, severe rash, heartburn, stomach pain, dizziness, throat or jaw pain, being easily exhausted, sweating, and arrhythmia.

Note: Symptoms similar to those of a heart attack and/or stroke.

Doctor: I'm afraid you've contracted Slurmitus...
Patient: Really? Is there a vaccine?
Doctor: I'm sorry but as of now a successful vaccine does not exist.

by Dr. Sanders MD Inter. Medicine June 4, 2019