surfinate

To spend inordinate amounts of time at the beach, waiting for waves that may or may not appear, while smoking substances that may or may not be illegal.

He was always late for school because he had to surfinate with his mates as a must-do early morning ritual.

by Ultimo69 April 24, 2009

smuffacated

combination of smothered and suffocated. like when your aunts are hugging you a little to tight and you cant breathe

Autnt Jenna hugged me so tight, i felt smuffacated.

by v88 October 9, 2008

Smuffocate

To smother and suffocate at the same time. This word can be used when pretending to be a baby, or act cute, but is not intended for use in a serious situation, because it sounds silly, quite frankly. Can also be a person who killed someone by smothering/suffocating, and was in prison, comes from reprobate.

"And he nearly smuffocated me!"
"I was smuffocated last night"
"How do you smuffocate a person?"
"He was a smuffocate for 50 years"

by Baby Pee April 24, 2008

smuffication

you're smuffin the cation right out of 'em.

He died from chronic, unremitting smuffication.

by Dave_Stives July 6, 2008

smuffocate

Smuffocating-Smuffocation
A humorous sexual term to describe when a man is suffocating from having his face sat on for too long. Oral sex to the point of suffocation, usually when describing the act of 69 with a larger woman.

"Damn bitch it's about time you got off my face, you were about to smuffocate my ass."

by Jenuine McCoy April 26, 2008

smufficate

To smother and sufficate together; at the same time

If I use that blanket, I will smufficate!

by sabbycat June 30, 2009

surgicated

one who has had surgry

John wasn't able to dance because he was surgicated

by Miz Liz January 11, 2008