the mixture of one's ass-mud with a load of hot steaming man sauce. Once the creamy chowder and ass-mud have combined and fermented over a week long span of time, the gooey, sloppy substance that is then shat becomes the ever mysterious smud.
Smud is manufactured in Sacramento, Ca.

After I knifed and killed your 80yr old grandma, I shit on her, fucked her, then some smud fell out of her ass. It was well aged to perfection. It had the punget aroma of dead fetus.
by chad July 17, 2004
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n. The physical state of being a wordwench/word i.e. beer wench, fuck wench.

v. To pull a smud; to goof; to jump out in front of things; to be a ditz.
What a klutz - you just ran into the glass door again! - you pulled a smud.
by w3nch`z0r January 31, 2003
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Persen 1: I just baught a bag of chips this morning!
Person 2: Thats soooo smud:)

I got an A on my essay, isnt that real smud?
by Smuuuuuuud October 4, 2018
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The brown tip of a banana that no one in their right mind eats.
Ew I would never eat the smud of a banana
by Jaymoney57283 May 25, 2021
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a very interesting and/or nice person who is easy to talk to and is always trying his best to make you happy
wow, he is really smuds!
by SMuds1 October 28, 2019
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best limited pool player that has 100k on ig

And is hot
by RealyWords. September 4, 2021
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