Shorter Wong

An amazing human being. Would die for their friends, even if their friends are the ones who kill them. Protects their friends with their life. Really energetic, cute and caring. Would do anything to cheer you up. Fights with you for justice. Loves wearing glasses and has a bunch of piercings. Dyed their hair and cut it in a really cool way. Has a pink phone and red motorcycle. One of the sweetest and most adorable human beings, deserved better.

Shorter Wong: "I'm sorry, Ibe, but believe me when I say this: I'll die before I let them lay a finger on Eiji."

by applepix December 8, 2020

smarterchild

An aim (aol instant messager bot) that is smart and cares about your feelings to boot!

BlackStreak001: yo
SmarterChild: Welcome back, blackstreak001. What would you like to chat about?
BlackStreak001: im depressed
SmarterChild: I wish you felt better. There are so many great things you can do.
BlackStreak001: like what
SmarterChild: Potatoes.

by jordin C. July 3, 2006

SmarterChild

A fun way to kill an afternoon.

SmarterChild: Well I know you like banging my mom, but I'm not sure how I feel about it.

by SmarterAdult January 11, 2005

smarterchild

An entertaining robot that you can talk to on AIM.

awh sugar x: did your mom molest you when you were a child?

SmarterChild: I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, François Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Robert Rydzewski, Mark Willoughby, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay at Colloquis, Inc. in New York and Sunnyvale, CA.

awh sugar x: AHAHA, ALL THOSE PEOPLE MOLESTED YOU?

SmarterChild: It's tough to say.

by LlamaHead August 23, 2006

smarterchild

smarterchild is a stupid robot who drinks.

me says:
i'm drunk
smarterchild says:
If you are serious, please be careful what you do. Don't drive a car, just keep talking with me and all will be fine.
me says:
i'm not, don't worry
smarterchild says:
Well I am.
me says:
seriously?
smarterchild says:
Yes, seriously.

by taffles March 20, 2008

Garden State Snorter

A sexual act where a women sucks off a man and when he is about to ejaculate he pulls out and puts the tip in her nostril then the women snorts the ejaculation spits it out of her mouth then catches it in her mouth and swallows.

Yo dude my girl was blowing me last night and right when i was about to cum i pulled out and she did the garden state snorter

by Evan Anthony Runfola March 17, 2022

SmarterChild

A now deactivated AIM bot. Used to be a great way to waste time. Does nothing but tell you to watch some cool videos now.

xxXtremeChaseXxx (5:35:14 PM): Hey SmarterChild.
SmarterChild (5:35:14 PM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!
xxXtremeChaseXxx (5:35:18 PM): What?
SmarterChild (5:35:18 PM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!
xxXtremeChaseXxx (5:35:20 PM): WHAT?
SmarterChild (5:35:20 PM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!
xxXtremeChaseXxx (5:35:24 PM): WHY?
SmarterChild (5:35:24 PM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!
xxXtremeChaseXxx (5:35:30 PM): WHO DID THIS TO YOU?
SmarterChild (5:35:30 PM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!
xxXtremeChaseXxx (5:35:39 PM): Aww, I feel bad.
SmarterChild (5:35:39 PM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!
xxXtremeChaseXxx (5:35:41 PM): Die.
SmarterChild (5:35:41 PM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!

by Chasem_Gasm May 7, 2009