Smoosh

To have sex with; to fuck

Past Tense: Smooshed

Also See: Smooshing

ie:

-What did you & that whooarh bag do last nite?
-Bro, We smooshed! ;)

by Pumpin-Pauly-G February 3, 2010

Smoosh

This word originates from Jersey Shore.

It is plainly sex. Intercourse. Fucking. Parking the garage. Usually orange people use this term when they are horny and are DTF.

Snookie want smoosh smoosh!

by OrangeLove October 26, 2010

smooshing

when your manhood doesnt work to full potential, usually from drinking or an unattractive lady, so you have a rubbery wang that you smoosh into her snatch

i was getting hot and heavy with that girl but when it came time to get to business my guy wasn't at full mast so i was just smooshing her for three hours, i had fun.

by smooshman February 23, 2009

Smooshes

The act of a woman placing a persons head between her breasts and hugging.

My girl gives the best smooshes.

by Sean & Boni February 27, 2005

smoosh

when a man inserts his flaccid penis into a women's vagina.

bro, i smooshed with Sam last night after i creeped at the club.

by LarryLovesLadies September 9, 2010

Smoosh

During times of desperation, the only way to possibly escape fire and Lava. Made famous by RasericGames, a Let's Play youtube channel

You need to smoosh across the lava if you want the Grand Star!

by RasericGames January 1, 2012

Smoosh

To squash; to smear, smudge, splat or genarally mess up.
Past tense: smooshed.

John: That kid is about to smoosh ice cream all over his face.

Sarah: I thought my nails were dry, but they got smooshed!

by gazareth87 May 11, 2011