smoosh

to ejaculate on someone's face

smoosh me please thanks

by Guess June 19, 2006

smoosh

to suck someone dick/cock/penis/twig and berries/the package/junk/ding-dong/shlomng/prick/balls/pentagon/wiener/chuck norris/gorilla/king kong

Megan Fox smooshed me last night, but i accidently gave her a golden shower too.

by ibolic smoosher March 31, 2009

smoosh

sucking ones dick, oral sex

Jeanny gave me a nice smoosh last night man!

by The smoosh docta March 27, 2009

smoosh

acting like a smoosh is known to be acting like an idiot.

i smoosh ed that dog he is now pissed off haha even if it is fun.

by tarder September 30, 2005

smoosh

1. when you have a bad hair day and you have to do something with it.

2. Can also be a word for volumising/styling or making look less scruffy.

1. Olie: my hair is wild
joanna: smoosh it

by joanna246 June 15, 2007

smoosh

A slang word created by Vanessa and Virginia. No one else gets the definition and if they try to then they are just being lame.

smoosh you smooshhead!

by AlexWreck June 7, 2004

smoosh

the act of two guy's fucking each other in the ass at the same time. very hard to do and only the well endowed can do it.

damn dude mike and adam asked me if i like to smoosh, after i told them yes they let me join in on the fun.

by bad andy hasselhoff June 20, 2006