Smoofing

When you sniff crack off of your boyfriends ass and he farts and gets white crack in your face.

Last night me and kristine were getting down and dirty but then she decided to go smoofing, and i aint fuckin that bitch again.

by Uananinominious April 26, 2006

smooging

1.to make out on a park bench with an incredibly beautiful girl
2.to watch the wizard of oz at a low volume,while listening to pink floyds dark side of the moon and smoking a heavy amount of highly potent dank

1. dude i had a dream last niht the me and me woman were just smooging in the middle of nowhere
2.my young lad,have you ever experienced smooging?

by lucas mcrevere June 14, 2004

Stooling

Just like a security guard sitting on a stool, the act of waiting around in case shit goes down.

"Slow down, there's a cop stooling up ahead."

by D-Funk 777 January 3, 2012

Stooling

To defecate on an automobile

He needs a stooling after taking the Zombie Fuds job

by TheNobz December 9, 2017

smooning

a little smooching while spooning.

My boy and I tried to watch some tv, but we ended up smooning on the couch.

by gottahavfaith December 13, 2008

smoogling

When two uncircumsied men,not necessarily homosexual mind you,make dick love to each other in a way similar to a Chinese fingercuff. Not to be mistaken with a similar situation where only one man is circumcised known as Decaturing.(Hey hot man...Let me f&*k you in the dick.)

I walked into the gas station men's room to the awsome spectical of two meat wielders smoogling thier yogurt cannons in a frantic fury.

by Traci Peveler September 6, 2006

smooning

a little smooching while spooning.

My boy and I tried to watch some tv, but we ended up smooning on the couch.

by gottahavfaith January 29, 2007