smithson valley middle school

Smithson valley middle school is the middle school equivalent of used tape. Practically scum of the earth, although we are a very diverse community. We have the classic hangover bunch who are never actually drunk but somehow hungover anyways, we have the stoner kids (enough said) the fake stoner kids who don't even smoke weed but everyone seems to think they do. We have the confederate generals, who pick on the gay group at school and yell about trumps p**** Incident all day (this also includes the majority of the teachers) and lastly we have the rest who truly could not give a single fu•k about anything.

Mom:why did you get kicked out of smithson valley middle school
Kid:because Im a liberal

by Jmd.roast January 24, 2017

Smithtown High School East

The worse of the two high schools, most people who attend this school are rich and spoiled and self conscious about themselves. They are usually short and have an odd odor of cheese stuck to them and always look like they are about to cry. They often steal there parents money to get high and try to start shit with the people from smithtown high school west while the people from west try hard to put up with it. They mostly always back down from fights with kids from West.

SMHEkid : EAST IS BEAST, EAST IS BEAST I LOVE SMITHTOWN HIGH SCHOOL EAST, EAST IS BEAST!!
SMHW kid :Uhh... Chill
SMHE kid: *Smacks SMHW kid*
SMHW kid: Fucking fight me you cheesy spoiled gremlin brat.
SMHE kid: *runs away* Ahhh im a little pussy
SMHW kid: I fucking hate East

by Count Quiverous April 10, 2015

Smithson valley middle school

Smithson valley middle school is where academics is the least of our worries because of the stoners,the drunken hillbillys,the ugly as hoes,and the party lovin people

Are u going to the Smithson valley middle school party I heard there was going to be weed and beer

by Selen.roast.toast-inc. August 24, 2017

Smithson

A Smithson (Smit or Smitty for short) is a joint rolled partially with weed and partially with dried tea leaves (preferably peppermint). Smithsons are known for their cool and relaxing hits.

Steve: Charlie you rollin' up that j?
Charlie: Chill Steve, I got a Smithson goin right here.
Steve: Oh shit my man knows how to get it done. Good choice on the Smit, broski.

by Helefant February 2, 2013

Smithsonian fender bender

A Smithsonian fender bender is when you’re having rough anal sex with an elderly woman and stick your whole fist in her pussy hole and scream, “Dumb Dumb gimme Gum Gum”.

Damn your grandma was not ready for my smithsonian fender bender.

by CJN2302 March 15, 2019

smithtown

located on long island, smithtown is 99% white, even though about 40% of the kids try to dress like theyre from a ghetto. another 30% are the sterotypical emo kids who say they are unique, but theyre all in photo club and all shop in thrift stores, not because theyre poor, but because its the cool thing. the other 30% are preppy or just normal dressing people.
there is not much to do in smithtown. most people just smoke weed all day, and complain about how boring smithtown is. the other people actually look around, and realize there is a decent amount of stuff to do.

emo kid 1- "ugh 1 cant believe th3r3 are no thrift st0res in smithtown."
emo kid 2 - "l0l yeah i kn0ww, lets go smoke."
normal kid- "SHUT UP SHUT UP"

by smithtown is pretty good October 25, 2005

Smithsonian

The armenian founder of the Smithsonian Institute and the block of Museums in Washington D.C.

I'm going to the Smithsonian

by Sherman February 9, 2005