smirff

awesome people who die their hair blue and are short..not to be confused with smurf

"that chick is a smirff"

by jessicamessica February 18, 2009

Smitfaced

The acting of getting drunk with someone nicknamed Smitty.

After prom we're all going back to her house and getting smitfaced!

by jakemewilson September 13, 2011

SMITF

SMITF-Shoot Me In The Face. Something is so ridiculously unbearable, and socially retarded, that it makes you want to end your misery, and awkwardness.OR something is just b/s, and you'd rather be shot in the face than listen to something so ridiculous.

-"did you see what sara was wearing today?"
~"OH my gah, SMITF!"

-"Sorry I don't think we should see e/o anymore, i want to be friends. cuz well i'm gay"
~"Shoot me in the face."

by Ig-E January 9, 2007

smiff

How some people say smith.

yo what college are you going to?

Johnson C. Smiff

by hyroller February 28, 2009

Smithfalls

A dirt town 40 approx. minutes from Ottawa where teenage pregnancy is very high and every shit-home in town has no bathtub or shower and is owned by some mental-drug addict that thinks hes tough shit. The I.Q of every 8000 or so people that live there is said to be below 90, and the majority of them drop out by high school or grade 10.

john: hey, lets go to smith falls.
joel: nah man, i just showered.

mom: you're gonna attend high school in smithfalls
girl: but mom, my I.Q is a lot higher then 90.

by jimbo123232323 March 20, 2011

Smithfucius

American Philosopher whose random quotes help inspire, enlighten, motivate, and entertain all who chose to read them.

"Teach people through your actions not your words and you will get better results." ~ Smithfucius

"Try not to let people have an effect on your awesomeness instead be who you are and eventually you will infect them with it" ~ Smithfucius

by Smithfucius August 22, 2011

smithfield rhode island

A place which is ruled by smitty gang. Wit many parts such as eblock, etc it is a place for goats. With figures in it such as bbgoogs or Flynny it was a very popualated place. A town full of sweats on ps4 and xbox

Flynny lives in Smithfield Rhode IslAnd

by zekiared July 14, 2019