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smerf

to hit someone in the face with your penis (or strap-on)

also smerfed, smerfing
I pulled out and smerfed her at the last sec, did ya know jizz can give you pinkeye?
by Ce'nedra April 15, 2005
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smurfsticles

I have the worst case of smurfsticles. I need a smurfette to help me out.
by virtualmichael August 13, 2011
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the smurfs

Still one of the best cartoons of all time.
Cartoons today are garbage, but the smurfs kept me alive.
by Afi K. James October 30, 2003
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Smurfs

Tiny blue humanoids that live in mushrooms
by Gwen Stefani Grrl February 8, 2004
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smurfs

a type of blue elf that inhabited the Ardennes forest in Belgium until the early 90's.
Smurfs lived in extended family groups and all had different character traits like the seven dwarfs.
They released several hit records in the 70's and 80's and starred in their own childrens tv show
However with the advent of the EU smurfs were labelled a threat to crops and wildlife and were designated a class 3 pest by the EU agriculture comitee who had them all squashed with grassrollers in 1992.
by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003
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Smeris

Smeris is the dutch word for cop. It isn't very negative though.
Shit, daar zijn de smerissen!
by Mikester May 14, 2005
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Smurfs

Are A Colony Of Blue Men Who All Rape 1 Woman
1st Smurf:Man i totally SMURFED smurfette last night
Other Smurfs:Me To!
by Bartimeaus April 26, 2006
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