Smegmavenger

One who avenges a comrade whose smegma has been stolen. When your friend has had his smegma stolen, you must re-obtain it and return it to him promptly.

The smegmavenger got my smegma back!

by Poopshoemagoo June 1, 2019

smegman

A superhero known for his smigma usage to protect the innocent and battle crime.

Oh no! We're out of cheese.
Who called?
Oh please help us Smegman,
Don't worry, I'll just scrape some smegma off my dick.
Wow, thanks Smegman.
MMM!!! This is the best smegmacake i've ever had.

by Jak Hardy April 24, 2007

Smegman

Positive dude on discord and has a shaggy pfp

@smegman hi :3

by Jtroy69 April 6, 2021

Smegmalomania

To be obsessed with one's own dickcheese.

Frank loves to sniff his own farts, I think he's got a touch of smegmalomania.

by poo poo pants December 19, 2008

Smegmagon

(noun) The geometric shape of a clusterfuck.

I went down to the local watering hole to take in the game and down a few pints, but the place was cordoned off with crime scene tape and surrounded by patrol cars; no way was I going to walk into that smegmagon.

by Hellzapoppin' September 16, 2021

Shmegladon

Cheese under ur moist wet hairy balls

“Bro my dick hurts I might have shmegladon”

by Jaymizz December 22, 2017

Smegmaholic

Those fortunate enough to have foreskin who are obsessed with that beautiful yellow substance that builds up under it that’s called smegma. They collect it and have rooms dedicated to their smegma and they make sure to collect it in jars. They keep it and make sure to crush it to a fine powder and snort it every single night when it’s completely dried up.

That’s smegmaholic over there never washes his foreskin and he always smells like smegma.

by AgentMaine27 May 5, 2018