Extra Smedium Tapout shirt

The size of shirt that a tool bag (see: tool) wears to try to look bigger and tougher than they actually are. Most time worn in conjunction with a D-bag haircut and an attitude. But don't be discurraged the shirt is easly penitrated by a swift and violent Falcon Punch, or a quick wit.

Normal guy #1: Dude, did you see that D-bag with the Extra smedium tapout shirt?

Normal guy #2: HAHAHA ya waht a tool. LOLZ!!

D-bag: WHAT DID YOU SAY FAG?

Normal guy #1: Look assclown just cause you wear an Extra Smedium Tapout shirt don't make you tough.

Normal guy #2: FALCON.......!!!!!!

Normal guy #1: Told you!!

Normal guy #2: PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

D-bag: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! oh no my earrings!!!!

by normal_guy August 9, 2009

sediction

n. - a careful, sultry choice of words with the sole purpose of seducing another.

"Apart from her beauty, her outstanding sediction attracted me to her."

by succulentnips May 13, 2009

Spedicle

Spedicle commonly mistaken for the term sped, is an unintelligent dumb ass who believes everyone maintains a friendship with them when everyone actually believes they are a gay/lesbian prostitute and takes pleasure in laughing at them behind their back.

Lili you spedicle, you can't just ask to feel someone's muscles.

by Doctor Rigby May 12, 2014

smedium

The size of a shirt when it is too small for the person wearing it.

Did you see Denny today?

No why?

Homeboy's rockin his favorite smedium Tee again

by cynicali January 1, 2008

spedicus

The leader of speds, can be a teacher or a just a very powerful sped.

Damn those speds are going crazy, where’s spedicus?

by The god named barley January 14, 2018

Smexican

Someone who is hispanic and sexy as fuck.

P1: "Damn, dude! Angelicia lookin' fine!"

P2: "That's because she's Smexican."

by Eidoaikr November 27, 2013

Smexico

A place where all the smexy people come from.

That skater dude MUST be from Smexico, cuz all I see is his smexi little self!

by Kirsten FDCL March 20, 2008