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smeggley

A name given to someone who is exceptionally cute. Smeggley is generally obsessed with cute things and anything pastel. Smeggleys want to be cool or sexy but they can't hide the cuteness that is built into them. Smeggleys are also some of the smartest people that you will ever know.
Person 1: "O MA GAWD WHO IS THAT GIRL OVER THERE"
Person 2: "Oh she's Smeggley"
Person 1: "WOAH SHE'S SO CUTE"
Smeggley: "Hey besties~ >v<"
by ,':/ April 3, 2022
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Smeagled

Smeagled v.
To be cornered and accosted by someone bearing a remarkable resemblance to the character Smeagle in the book Lord of the Rings.
While attempting to leave the office Stacey was smeagled by her boss Maureen.
by Iam Jakerivers October 18, 2007
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Smeagle-Dwarves

Smeagle-Dwarves are mythical creatures that live in the basements of people who play World of Warcraft. Someone who plays World of Warcraft plays the game for 4-5 hours straight and sometimes even more everyday. They usually provide the WoW player with fruit rollups and mountain dew to keep the player well hydrated and fed. With out the WoW player, the Smeagle-Dwarves would not exist due to the fact that they would have no snacks to bring to the WoW player.
Hey, what were those small creature I just saw carrying mountain dew and fruit snacks?
Oh, you must mean my Smeagle-dwarves. His name is Steve.
by creead April 27, 2010
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smeagle

The act of getting a blumpkin whilst watching Lord of the Rings.
wow, that chick was such a slut that she gave me a smeagle
by Brian H November 6, 2004
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smeagle puff

a person who has been to jail already for being a pedophile, and is changing their status by going for the mentally disabled children
you see that old creep walking into the special ed room? ah, yes! he is a total smeagle puff, for sure.
by Easy E fo sheeezy October 4, 2009
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Smeagle

The act of shoving a pen, floor hockey stick, or just anything with a pointy end up someones ass when they are bending down. This dirty act can be seen while witnessing a Harney Beating.
Hey Joeseph is bending over, smeagle him until he cries.
by W Tang May 19, 2006
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smeagle

The act of having unlubricated anal sex with a woman and then having her clean off the penis with her mouth.
by addy123 June 23, 2008
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