smearing out

When someone does something completely out of context and diverts the attention to themselves negatively.

yo hes smearing out right now, he just bit the bogey in half and now he is humping the floor...in front of all these chicks

by Omniscient Bystander December 15, 2010

chap smearing

The act of smearing chapstick over a lightglobe, turning it on, and watching it melt. Done by people with no life and too much chapstick. Mainly sugar-high teens

Whoah...that is some pretty hardcore melting
yeah, this is chap smearing to the extreme.

by Mullac February 29, 2008

Seagina

An item that you could have sexual intercourse which is also found in the ocean. For example: giant clams, hermit crab shells, penguin beaks, the sand, a dolphins blow hole or an anemone.

"Hey Carny all the chicks at the pub were bitches tonight so I had to go for the ol seagina again. Hope I don't get crabs.

by Womb Worm February 19, 2015

smearing

Blatantly ignoring somebody on social networks by using emojis or stickers as a reply.

I've never had a full conversation with Brittany, she's always smearing! *smh*

by Ionlemonpoo September 4, 2014

Smegina

The smegma behind a womens vagina flaps

I left my girlfriend because she didn't clean her smegina

by SteelDallas1 November 28, 2019

Smegging

Sending randomized signals to the router to act as a jamming method in order to protect against Air-Gap attacks from cell phones that attempt to use the memory bus as a radio antenna.

As long as we're smegging the network, the Israeli spies will never complete their Air-Gap offensive, even if malware exists on our machine!

by Clickity Hack September 15, 2015

Smeaking

A ritual in which guys are just being dudes

Did you hear me and the boys were smeaking last night?

by Andd2112 June 26, 2019