Pulling a Smashley

When someone gets a new job, and attends all the training but quits before the actual job starts. Usually occurs because that person is a stoner that cannot remember the code for a satsumi orange.

I ended up pulling a smashley the other day. I learned during my job training I would need to memorize the table numbers at the pizza joint. :(

by davesnothereman April 23, 2010

Smashly

1) a smashable state of being
2) a nickname for your friend Ashley that you constantly feel compelled to smash (can also be spelled Smashleigh, Smashlee, or Smashley)
3) a compliment given to someone you want to smash

1) "ooh that girl over there is looking smashly tonight"
2) Xaque: "ooh look at that girl. She's hot. Do you know her name?"

Benjámin: "oh yeah. It's Ashleigh"

Xaque: "OH YEAH SHE'S SMASHLEIGH"
3) "dang girl, looking smashly tonight"

by ayyysmitty March 8, 2019

Smashley

A girl named Ashley who tends to be a slut. Generally having a loose vagina, resulting in it being "smashed"

Smashley is a slut!

by OHYEAHHxx318 November 25, 2010

Sashley

Is a ship name for Sans and a wolf named Ashly.
also, a name of a lit and amazing animator

Have you seen Sashleys new video!? its amazing!!

by SansBOI August 10, 2018

smashlete

(n.) A player of Nintedo's Super Smash Bros. whose skill level is high enough to be considered excessive.

1. It takes a true smashlete to use Jigglypuff.

2. Sam's such a smashlete I don't even like playing with him anymore.

by TimeTravelTrousers December 27, 2011

SMASHLEIGH

To SMASHLEIGH someone is like crucifying them - UP. SIDE. DOWN.

Doyle said something outrageous and he got To SMASHLEIGHED!

by SMASHLEIGHED June 2, 2010

smashly

Having intent to get very drunk, being very drunk.

Lets get super smashly tonight.

by Jake Tessier April 13, 2007