Someone who uses their (real or alleged) incurable illness or near death experience to meet a famous person(s)
That guy I saw on the news, who almost died on his ATV, got back stage at the Kid Rock concert. He's a real deathbed starfucker.
Mattie Stepanek = Deathbed starfucker
Mattie Stepanek = Deathbed starfucker
by Randy Ayn Rand November 14, 2012
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the act of fucking for sport, often in a one night stand capacity. Usually accomodated by ho's at clubz or bitches you meet at parties, beaches, supermarkets, libraries and church picnics.
by Lazarus Ciccone April 17, 2004
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ok thrill me already - so you slept in David Bowie's hotel bed like three years after he checked out - woohoo - what a starfucker.
by angela June 6, 2003
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Get the Starfucks mug.A starfuck is one who delights in making a positive impression on those in a position of power, usually of some celebrity or high political status.
Instead of hanging out with us, Steve wanted to hang out with the John Kerry advance team. What a Starfuck.
by Ralph Macchio November 5, 2004
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"Skirtfucked?"
"Yeah, man. I fucked her with her skirt on."
"Skirtfucked?"
"Yeah, man. I fucked her with her skirt on."
by khronickatt July 21, 2011
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