Smallie 

Someone with small balls, or a small pen*s. Doesn’t always refer to actual pen*s size, but is often used to refer to a duster, someone who is terrible at something or simply stupid.

Person A: *Misses a layup in Basketball
Person B: Yo, you a smallie man!

Person A: Bro I can’t get a girl
Person B: That’s because you’re a lil’ smallie

Smallie by ManhattanMan February 21, 2024

Smallie Biggs 

Rapper from lynnbrook, nj a total joke

biggie smalls rap joke opposite smallie biggs

Smallie Biggs by Bonody May 1, 2014

Smallie Biggs 

Mafaking my g on kuh i swear to g this my guy

Yo bro i love you
Yeah bro yo my Smallie Biggs

Smallie Biggs by jakupaka November 22, 2021

Smallie Bigs 

What my teacher calls biggie smalls

me: "ay do you know any biggie smalls songs? "
my teacher: "Hey this is english class we ain't talkin bout no smallie bigs!"

Smallie Bigs by 3@zy E April 5, 2010

smallishbeans

A male british youtuber who plays games.

Oh my god is that Smallishbeans *hyperventilates to death*

smallishbeans by shadowcadet43 November 23, 2016

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin 

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.

Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin by itsy bistsy teeny weeny violin March 25, 2006

smallpeen 

When a boy's private parts are under 2.5 inches then it will classify as a small peen.

"Hey John I saw your DP and you have a very smallpeen

smallpeen by ;)333 April 30, 2019