The Irby-Slurpy refers to when one withholds oral sex prior to obtaining a formal job offer in order to exchange a non-HR compliant service in a quid-pro-quo.
Last week, Alden had a job interview with a new French restaurant, and he offered an Irby-Slurpy as a transferable skill and service, which the hiring manager enjoyed after Alden began his employment.
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Bro 2: Yeah bro, I saw her lick her hand right after sitting under a blanket with Blake!
Bro 2: Yeah bro, I saw her lick her hand right after sitting under a blanket with Blake!
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The act of spitting a very viscous and long loogie that never leaves your mouth. Just before it breaks free, you slurp it back up into your mouth. Your fancy science books cannot explain it. Glory comes to those who can wield the longest loogie.
Dude that was the longest spitty slurpy I've ever seen! Everything science teachers have taught you is a lie!
by Supedave54 May 18, 2006
Get the spitty slurpy mug.gettin head. when a girl orally pleases you. it involves suckin and is messy if not done correctly, hints the name.
by Playboy November 11, 2003
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Get the Slurpy durpy mug.The act of shitting in anothers mouth and having them preform oral sex with the shit still in there mouth
by Evan/Dano/Aaron/Brian/Andy August 25, 2008
Get the New York Slurpy mug.1) You Slowly work a solid stick of butter into someone's asshole
2) You wait a few minutes untill the person can feel it has melted (during this step it helps for the receiver to lay face down)
3) Once it has melted you give the person a rimjob and slurp out all the melted butter giving you a tasty treat
2) You wait a few minutes untill the person can feel it has melted (during this step it helps for the receiver to lay face down)
3) Once it has melted you give the person a rimjob and slurp out all the melted butter giving you a tasty treat
by Ronald A Barbour December 28, 2007
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