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Slower than molasses

to move or function in a slow sloth like way..compared to cooking molasses in a slow cooker.
this bus is moving slower than molasses!
by sweetsincerity January 19, 2009
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Slower Lower

Sussex County, Delaware. Delaware down under. Where the water is fresh, the deer run wild, the beaches are hot, the farmers take life slow and easy with no worries. Its the perfect mix of southern hospitality and northern intelligence. Its where all the original delawarians live!
No place like home. Sweet Slower Lower.
by JiggaLowe February 13, 2005
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Slower Jersey

Any area south of the Driscoll Bridge of the Garden State Parkway and/or the Route 1 Corridor to TRENTON.

People below this area are definitely “DIFFERENT” than North Jersey people. Usually found to be racist inbred, lower class, red necks who drive raised pick up trucks, and enjoy many different types of Beastiality.

They claim “Jersey” as their home butmin reality, they are not welcome here.
Look at all these Slower Jersey fucks with their raised pick up trucks.
by Mr BigStuff2 June 3, 2018
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slower than snail snot on a winter day

Something running very slow
slow moving person
Your moving slower than snail snot on a winter day
by bearhunter01 December 3, 2011
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slower text

after you send a text to a friend the friend takes hours to respond after responding to the text you are so confused what you texted them in the first place
I texted u an hour ago you are such a slower text
by mb ride October 27, 2009
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slower than the other children

Used to describe a person whose mental capabilities are not up to par; a retard.
"I didn't know that thing in the Disney logo was a D"

"Are you slower than the other children?"

"Clearly"
by mb261 May 24, 2010
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Slower Lower

The nickname for Lower Cape May Regional Highschool located in Lower Township, New Jersey. Most of the students call their school this because they do not like their school. And, Other schools call the students that go to Lower this also
by Lower Cape High student January 4, 2009
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