slothfaced

To be so completely hammered that you would fuck a woman that resembles a sloth.

Jon you were so slothfaced, that chick you fucked in the butt looked like she belonged in the fucking amazon.

by Dirtydick Dumbass February 15, 2009

Slothman

1. a slow-moving mammal that comprises three genera (Bradypus, Choloepus, and Homo sapiens), inhabits the cities of Bay Area California, hangs from the branches back downward, plays soccer, and feeds on leaves, fruits, and Ontilos
2. a man who exhibits disinclination to action or labor

I was knocked unconscious by a DS from a Slothman.

by Sloth October 2, 2003

SLOTHLETE

To be a professional sloth.

Sally worksout during the week and then goes on a drinking binge all weekend. She goes from athlete to slothlete.

by KCMcPeterkin April 29, 2004

Slothman

A wimpy, skinny, crybaby bitch.

"Look at Jason, he's such a slothman."

by Rick n Kurt March 29, 2016

Slutmate

A girl who has sex with more than one of her roommates.

<I heard one of your roommates moved out.> <Yep, and our new slutmate has already fucked half of the house.>

by quick_kick August 6, 2011

Slothage

One whose penis head looks like a sloths head.

Ian's sausage is short so we call it a slothage

by Big Dick Landon June 6, 2017