sloth

a man with a limp face (aka, stroke, etc.)

alex looks like sloth

by erichockey3 January 1, 2010

sloth

One who loves small boys, especially those at the age of 12.

"Man that sloth sure spends a lot of time volunteering at the daycare."

by Luke January 4, 2005

sloth

The coolest character in The Goonies! Sloth is slightly deformed but very loving. His best friend is Chunk (Lawrence) and he enjoys Baby Ruths alot. He is very strong and he quotes the semi-famous line "HEY YOU GUUUYYYYYYYSSSS!"

sloth is awesome, i wish i could wiggle my ears like slot

by GCKA December 6, 2003

sloth

literally my dog

ex: omg that dog is a sloth

by KateBSum-MoOoO February 23, 2019

sloth

The most majestic creature that has ever been imagined by god. It can run faster than a black guy with a TV, sleep longer than an ogre, and can blaze it harder than those stoners you know down the street. The sloth was made by god to spell out destruction and tyranny. If you happen to come across this majestic figure, hold onto your Dank and back away slowly, it has been known to take out some of America's greatest Military operators, these creatures should not be messes with, because they have the speed and power of a black man. Once you have backed away a good 420 feet and 69 inches, hope that this ogretastic creature is satisfied with your skrubiness and maybe spare you. If you have seen a sloth in person, you have been very lucky the sloth decided not to take your life.

I love to beat my sloth with a baseball bat

by MushroomToast April 21, 2016

sloth

A really old lady who live in their son in laws house and never leaves her room except to eat.

"God last time we were at my uncle's house there was this sloth living in one of his rooms and she came out only once to get pizza. and we were there for a whole week!"

by Mr. Jesus October 23, 2007

sloth

Middle age house wife that is slow at everything.

Staceys's spirit animal is a sloth.

by the word doco June 15, 2018