Slopster

A Slopster is a disgusting creature or group of creatures usually found at bars trying to look hot. They could be overweight, hairy, covered in acne, or just plain ugly.

Damn I was so drunk last night I brought home a slopster.

by Slopsters.com August 9, 2009

sloptart

Someone who is an absolute mess after consuming any amount of alcohol.

Jill is such a sloptart when she drinks; she gets with everyone and usually passes out early.

by LOFPFDNDJ May 20, 2006

Sloptart

An underage female who consumes excessive amounts of alcohol on most days of the week with no regard to school, friends, or family.

Chronic drunkenness is a key factor along with, but not limited to, losing car keys in dangerous areas, out of control slutty behavior, laying in the middle of the street, and being picked up by police.
It is also indicative of a "sloptart" to falsely accuse herself of being hammered drunk in order to have intercourse with a total stranger. This not only makes her feel better about herself, but tricks others into thinking she is making a drunken mistake.

Feel free to add adjectives in front of "sloptart" to better personalize the term.

Danielle is laying in the street again after screwing that random guy.... What a sloptart...

"Hey bro! I was thinking of hooking up with this chick. What you think?"

- "Nah man, she is a dirty sloptart."

by Marley Beck October 26, 2011

sloptart

A word simply defined by how closely it describes the pop-star Ke$ha

Sloptart 1: So, what are we gonna do tonight?

Sloptart 2: Well, let's see- WWKD?

by MUTTONBUSTER October 24, 2011

sloptard

a person how is both a slop and a tard; a person who has already been considered a lazy, sloppy dumbass that shits the bed at everything he attempts; grotesque in appearance with the mind of a third grader

"Look at that dude taking a shit by that tree." "What a fucking sloptard!"

by dpmoney August 5, 2012

Sloptart

A woman who has lost all ability to function normally normally due to alcohol.

You see that total sloptart at Barry's party last weekend?

by DERepoGuy May 30, 2016

Sloptart

A slob with a gelatin-like body. These people are frequently seen on My Morbidly Obese Life lifting up their folds to bathe. Don't feel bad for these people, they did it to themselves.

Jody used to rest bags of Cheetos on his gut while he watched WWE. What a sloptart.

by joemammy August 2, 2019