Sloppy Jalopy

Ejaculating into your hand and then preceding to slap dat bitch across the face.

Lui Kang gave Kung Lao a sloppy jalopy.

by Sir William Cosby October 1, 2005

Sloppy Jalopy

An extremely runny excretion of faeces emanating from within the human body, and expelled from the rear end via the anus.

Don't go in there! I just painted the bowl with a sloppy jalopy!

by Morkus Morkus August 11, 2018

Sloppy Jalloppy

This is a term for getting a blow job from an elderly women who has taken her dentures out. She will "gum" the penis into a sensationally different and some would say a better feeling experience.

"Hey grandma, tell your roommate to come here and give me a sloppy jalloppy"
"Hey, how much for a good sloppy jalloppy?"

by Moonbouncer January 13, 2009

sloppy jalopy

When you ejaculate on your hand during intercourse and you slap your partner.

Johnny : so earlier we was doin' the nasty right...
Kevin : Yeah
Johnny : and I was like yo jenny, lemme try this new move called the sloppy jalopy
Johnny : she was like what the fuck is that
Johnny : I tell her its this new crazy that everybodys doing so she says ok
Johnny : so then I like ejaculated in my hand and like slapped her in the face
Kevin : .......
Johnny : yeah man it was fucking raw I tell ya

by Johnny ; September 26, 2006

Sloppy jalopy

A sexual encounter where one is ejaculated on by a group of older men

James: How old were you when you had your first sloppy jalopy?

Michael: Oh I remember it well, it was for my 18th birthday the first time my dad took me to a Russian Bath House... he and his buddies thought it would be funny to surprise me with one for my birthday.

by Jimmy Bird March 10, 2022

sloppy jalopy

The act in which you shove your whole dick into a cup of ice cream and then start thrusting into a vagina which has been thickly covered in whip cream, all while your getting an expensive haircut in a barber shop.

I was giving this hobo a sloppy jalopy last weekend.

by lol win January 3, 2011

Simba Sloppy Jalopy

before you finish, you stick your thumb in her butt with one hand and get some juice and than as you cum in your other hand, you pull your thumb out of her butt, slap her in the face and slid your thumb across her forehead.

karen did not expect to get a simba sloppy jalopy and was not happy with it!

by hockey! dude! January 1, 2021